Oh Canada, My Home and Smelly Land

Every morning when I leave my place I almost gag from the smell of sh*t. Why does this city always smell like poo in the summer time? It doesn't smell like it in my apartment, but the minute I hit the street, it's all I smell.

I've heard people comment on it before, and I've always known it to be true. But now that I live in a commercial area, it's impossible to get away from it!

Rich and I spent the weekend away in nice smelling places, so it was a rude shock this morning when I was leaving for work. Maybe someone should create a giant scented candle for the downtown core...? Or the mayor should light a huge match every morning...?